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sp. T.W.I.T. Calling DickHead

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

sp. T.W.I.T. Calling DickHead I have secured a super-secret list of ethnic based “caucuses” … Black Caucus, Greek American Caucus, Pakistani Caucus, Arab and Chaldean Caucus, Bangladeshi Caucus, and Hispanic/Latino Caucus. The Liberal Scourge keep repeating something about strength through diversity, while disparaging you for your support of the Michigan ...

DickHead Do You Copy? T.W.I.T. Reporting In

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

DickHead Do You Copy? T.W.I.T. Reporting In Hour two of the massive liberal convergence in Cobo and my cover remains intact. The evil liberals have split off into groups, called “caucuses”. I do not yet know what these “caucuses” are, but I am certain they are used to ...

DickHead DickHead Do You Copy? Over

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

DickHead DickHead Do You Copy? Over Special Agent Tango William Ivan Tango reporting in. I have infiltrated the liberal compound “Cobo” and initiated surveillance as ordered. My cover as a “liberal blogger” has been established. I am currently positioned on the convention floor and have hijacked this ...