Rogers Decoded

I blogged a couple days ago about Mike Rogers trying to jump on Debbie Stabenow’s bandwagon. Now it appears he’s running around trying to sound like Jim Marcinkowski.

If you hear some of this Rogers-come-lately speech, you might be thinking that Mike is aight.

Ha!

Rogers is a-mockin’ you.

Rogers	Decoded
Rogers, who recently visited Pakistan where he negotiated with tribal leaders to stop hiding terrorists, said progress in the region has been continuous, but a severe threat remains from terrorists who he called “sophisticated.”	We’re safer, but not yet safe. (You will be safe when I say so)
“(Osama bin Laden) is absolutely committed to more attacks,”	Be afraid, and re-elect me. (Thank God for Bin Laden)
An apparent rise in terrorist activity in Afghanistan has been mischaracterized, Rogers said,	The liberal media is at fault. Things are going swimmingly in Afghanistan. (please be stupid please be stupid please be stupid)
“We’re gonna change the way we fuel our cars and depend on foreign oil,” Rogers said. In turn, that will “starve these regimes of cash they’re using to do very bad things.’	Suckahs! (Please don’t look at my record)
“We’ve had an honest disagreement with the president,” Rogers said. “We want secure borders. I think he’s moving that way.”	I am not Bush. (please fall for it)

To be fair, there is one good thing about Mike Rogers: he’s kept you safe from those nasty food labels.

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Christine Barry