Dick Alert!

September 19th, 2006 | by christine |
beggarman Dick       Beggarman Businessman Dick is at it again. This time he’s asking you to cough up the bucks to “Sponsor a DeVos TV ad of your own”.

In his latest solicitation, Dick claims that Governor Granholm has launched a “series of bitter ads”, though he fails to identify the ads or the false statements.

As usual, Dick just makes a claim, and then backs it up by asking you for your money.

Dick DeVos is a liar

By the way, the only link in the email is the “online contribution” link. The rest of the underlined statements lead to nowhere. They’re just underlined. (because underlining something makes it true)

(really, it does)

Dick DeVos’ positive message for change — “Jennifer Granholm is picking on me!”

Cry, cry baby.

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  1. 6 Responses to “Dick Alert!”

  2. By DemWave on Sep 19, 2006 | Reply

    Billionaires can afford very fine whines.

  3. By wizardkitten on Sep 20, 2006 | Reply

    The office she covets? How do you covet something you already have?

    Dick is workin’ the Bible-speak in already.

  4. By The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos on Sep 20, 2006 | Reply

    Yarr, that winsome wench is a covetous one and she’s now started class warfare against the fellowship of friends that is the crew of my campaign. We share equal in the costs and we’ll share equal in the loot. After I gets me 97.8% of course.

    Join me now, and take back this ship for the corporations!

  5. By wizardkitten on Sep 20, 2006 | Reply

    It’s the plunderin’ Head! Hide yer gold!

    By the way- the DeVos for Governor people hit my blog from your post. Just thought you’d like to know the Dick is watching you!

  6. By Kathy on Sep 23, 2006 | Reply

    He accuses Granholm of using millions of out-of-state dollars? Just where the heck does he think he gets his money from - 80% of Scamway profits come from foreign countries and the rest of his money came from daddy Scamway.

  7. By christine on Sep 23, 2006 | Reply

    Demwave - hehe

    WK - Dick is good with evangelical code, as we continue to see in his statements to the public.

    DickHead - aarrrrrrggggghhh

    Kathy - is it too easy for me to just say that Dick is a real piece of crap?

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