Searching For Dick

August 20th, 2006 | by christine |

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Searching For Dick

I thought I’d play a little search engine game tonight last night, so I put the SEs up against each other and did some searching on Dick DeVos. Search engines were ranked on my notorious* Sweet:Suck:Neutral indicator. This indicator measures the top 10 results in each search, and should be a fairly good predictor of which search engine is more palatable to anyone who is not a lying egotistical sexist hypocritical bigot.**

In other words, everyone but the right wing.

Coming in at number 3, with an indicator of 4:5:1

Dick Devos for governor – Suck, but expected
Dick Devos for governor – Suck, but expected
Dick Devos for governor (web store) – Suck, but expected
Dick Devos for governor (web store) – Suck, but expected
What You Don’t Know About Dick - Sweet
Dick DeVos Ethical Questions - Sweet
Official Amway Company Site - Sweet
Dick DeVos CafePress Store - Suck
Disembodied Head Of Dick DeVos - Sweet
Who is Dick DeVos? (Detroit News) – Sweet and Suck, so I’m going Neutral

Coming in at number 2, with an indicator of 4:3:3

Dick Devos for governor – Suck, but expected
Dick DeVos – Wikipedia – Neutral
Dick Devos for governor – Suck, but expected
Richard DeVos – Wikipedia - Neutral
What You Don’t Know About Dick - Sweet
Dick DeVos Is Everywhere – Detroit Free Press – Neutral
Dick DeVos Ethical Questions - Sweet
DeVos Is A Dick - Sweet
Newsmeat Federal Campaign contribution Report - Sweet
Political Interview With Dick DeVos - Suck

And Finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for ….

Coming in at number 1, with an indicator of 6:2:2

     

Dick Devos for governor – Suck, but expected
Dick Devos for governor – Suck, but expected
Dick DeVos – Wikipedia – Neutral
Dick DeVos – Wikipedia – Neutral (About his father)
MLMSurvivor - Sweet
Disembodied head Of Dick DeVos - Sweet
Newsmeat Federal Campaign contribution Report - Sweet
She Did It Amway - Sweet
Richard and Helen DeVos Foundation – media transparency - Sweet
Amway $200 Million Lawsuit – Sweet

An excerpt from #5, MLMSurvivor:

DeVos has not stated what he will do after August 31. His departure certainly raises some questions. After touting Amway/Quixtar for years as "the greatest business opportunity in the world," it appears there is something better on DeVos‘ horizon. Sort of makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

*by notorious, I mean "brand new"
**One of my favorite movies

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  1. 2 Responses to “Searching For Dick”

  2. By The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos on Aug 21, 2006 | Reply

    Note to self, buy about 30 bajillion more ads on Yahoo, send card to MSN, box of experiemental soap to Google.

  3. By Christine on Aug 21, 2006 | Reply

    Ha! Your wicked plan is foiled Dick Head! Those hippies at Google don’t use soap!

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